A Jewish mother gives her son two ties on the first night of Chanukah. The following morning, when he comes down for breakfast, he is wearing one of them.

The mom says, “What’s the matter—you didn’t like the other one?

 

From Old Jews Telling Jokes, by Sam Hoffman with Eric Spiegelman; joke by Sheldon Kimmelman.

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