An eighty-five year old man is driving down the highway when his cellphone rings. It’s his wife in a panic, shouting, “Be careful! Be careful! I just heard on the radio there’s a crazy person driving the wrong way down the highway!”

He says, “What do you mean one crazy person? There are hundreds!”

From Old Jews Telling Jokes, by Sam Hoffman with Eric Spiegelman; joke by Shelly Himmelfarb.

 

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