Kimmel went into a hardware store and asked if they sold rat poison.
“Sure!” said the clerk. “Shall I wrap it for you?”
“No!” was the retort. “I’ll send the rats down here so you can feed it to them personally!”
From The Encyclopedia of Jewish Humor from Biblical Times to the Modern Age, compiled and edited by Henry D. Spalding.
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