Grandma, how long have you and grandpa been married?” Asked the romantic young granddaughter.

“Forty-nine years,” replied the old lady.

“Oh, what a beautiful life you must have had,” signed the girl. “and I’ll bet you never even thought of a divorce.”

Well,” said grandma, “divorce, no — murder, yes!”

 

From The Best of American Jewish Humor, by Henry D. Spalding

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